farts are the best ice breaker in the world, everyone loves a fart and theyre always funny imo, then the conversation always turns to funny stories about shit, or is that just me and my family, apparently its “our favourite subject”
Farting is a Sunday tradition. An hour or so after that dinner of meat, veg and gravey, all those gases form and those ripples felt on the buttocks feels great. Louder the better.
For teenage boys, farting its the ultimate form of comedy. Done in lessons where the teacher is a right (*add insulting word of your choice HERE*) and not only does it cause a chuckle, it also ruins the teacher’s lesson.
Cheerio, of to work in the office where fellow workers and I will discuss that lovely curry house and compare one another’s gas exchanges.
Depends the circumstance - a badly timed one can really kill the bedroom mood. Best ones aren’t so much funny as silent, stinky and well placed so that someone you don’t like suffers and/or gets the blame, those are definitely my favourites.
Jack Whitehall does this sketch about having a South African PE teacher when he was at school - the teacher always used to shout at him that ‘the trouble with you is you’re all fart and no poo. When I fart, I always follow through, and sometimes there’s blood!’
Presumably to laugh at a fart is to guffaw?
I kinda assume the gusset would reach far enough back to cover one’s starfish.
There was a ‘question of the week’ a few months back on b3ta.com about strange habbits, and it was quite strange that about 6 or 7 people posted the same thing, that they had to be totally naked when they poo - even if they go at work or in a public loo. I have to say I find that quite odd.
The only reason a fella will ever actually use a cubical is to take a shite…
Not true. I get stagefright using urinals so have to piss in a cubicle!
Actually! I’ll only pee in the small wall hanging urinals!
If it’s one of those big-ass trough yokes, I’ll avoid like the plague, and use the cubicle.
With troughs you’ll always get some demented, drunken pisshead who’ll come right up beside you, even though the trough is 3meters long, and start hosing around like the jacks is on fire.
A bit of your own splashback is just about barable!
But somebody elses is just not cricket.